{"product_id":"funny-boxer-dog-tote-bag-boxer-butt-wiggle-gift-boxer-mom-tote-crazy-zoomies-dog-bag","title":"Funny Boxer Dog Tote Bag | Boxer Butt Wiggle Gift | Boxer Mom Tote | Crazy Zoomies Dog Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis tote perfectly captures the exact moment your Boxer's back half completely disconnects from their front half mid-zoomie — spine bent sideways, stub tail a total blur, underbite grin fully deployed, and absolutely zero explanation for any of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for anyone who has ever watched their Boxer achieve a 90-degree spine torque at full speed and thought 'yep, that's my dog' — this is that moment, immortalized\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-drawn sketch style with intentionally loose, wobbly linework gives it that sketchbook warmth — it looks like a real artist drew your dog having their daily unhinged episode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfect gift for Boxer moms, Boxer dads, or anyone who needs to explain to non-Boxer-owners why their dog is built differently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on demand. Ships worldwide.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:20px;padding-top:15px;border-top:1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThis design is also available as:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-boxer-dog-shirt-boxer-butt-wiggle-tee-boxer-mom-gift-crazy-zoomies-dog-shirt-boxer-lover\"\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-boxer-dog-mug-boxer-butt-wiggle-gift-boxer-mom-coffee-mug-boxer-dog-owner-gift\"\u003eMug\u003c\/a\u003e  |  \u003ca href=\"\/products\/funny-boxer-dog-hoodie-boxer-butt-wiggle-shirt-boxer-mom-gift-boxer-dog-lover-sweatshirt\"\u003eHoodie\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"PawPrinted","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51832771444868,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/2996\/4164\/files\/img-Cpm5pjNKowuef9qRfO9iXYpt_b6310317-4c3e-4b10-93c8-09657faa4a39.png?v=1778023580","url":"https:\/\/pawprintedusa.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-boxer-dog-tote-bag-boxer-butt-wiggle-gift-boxer-mom-tote-crazy-zoomies-dog-bag","provider":"PawPrinted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}