Bernese Mountain Dog Shirt | Funny Berner Tee | Retro Vintage Dog Mom Gift | Bernese Mountain Dog Owner

This shirt captures the sacred Berner truth: your 110-pound dog is fully convinced they are a lap dog, and the floor is simply their dramatic stage — rendered in gorgeous retro 70s poster art with a burnt orange sunset, halftone texture, and lovingly detailed tri-color floof in full deceased-on-the-floor mode.

• Perfect for anyone who has had to explain to a houseguest that no, the dog is not hurt, this is just Tuesday — complete with stretched-out paws taking up every square inch of available floor space
• The vintage National Park poster style with deep burgundy, mustard yellow, and warm browns makes this feel like elevated streetwear, not just a dog shirt — tiny alpine mountains and a Swiss cart wheel nod to the breed's heritage without a word of text
• An ideal gift for Berner moms, Berner dads, birthdays, holidays, or anyone whose dog has ever flopped dramatically and refused to move for three hours

Printed on demand. Ships worldwide.