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Funny Maltese Hoodie | Maltese Mom Gift | Maltese Dog Lover | Cute Maltese Sweatshirt | Dog Mom Hoodie
$49.99
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$49.99
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This hoodie perfectly captures the Maltese paradox: full regal topknot energy, zero remorse about the $15 silk bow now in seventeen pieces on the floor — your tiny aristocrat is depicted mid-destruction, one bow dangling off her ear, chin lifted, absolutely unbothered.
- Perfect for anyone who has spent real money on hair accessories only to watch their Maltese dismantle them with the calm confidence of someone who owns the house (she does)
- Hand-drawn character sketch style with warm, slightly imperfect linework — it looks like someone who truly GETS Maltese dogs drew this, because the 'I did nothing wrong' expression is absolutely spot on
- An ideal gift for Maltese moms, Maltese grandmas, or anyone who needs a birthday or holiday present for the person whose dog is simultaneously the most glamorous and most chaotic creature alive
Printed on demand. Ships worldwide.