Funny Maltese Hoodie | Maltese Mom Gift | Maltese Dog Lover | Cute Maltese Sweatshirt | Dog Mom Hoodie

Funny Maltese Hoodie | Maltese Mom Gift | Maltese Dog Lover | Cute Maltese Sweatshirt | Dog Mom Hoodie

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$49.99
Sale price  $49.99 Regular price 
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Funny Maltese Hoodie | Maltese Mom Gift | Maltese Dog Lover | Cute Maltese Sweatshirt | Dog Mom Hoodie

Funny Maltese Hoodie | Maltese Mom Gift | Maltese Dog Lover | Cute Maltese Sweatshirt | Dog Mom Hoodie

$49.99
Sale price  $49.99 Regular price 
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This hoodie perfectly captures the Maltese paradox: full regal topknot energy, zero remorse about the $15 silk bow now in seventeen pieces on the floor — your tiny aristocrat is depicted mid-destruction, one bow dangling off her ear, chin lifted, absolutely unbothered.

  • Perfect for anyone who has spent real money on hair accessories only to watch their Maltese dismantle them with the calm confidence of someone who owns the house (she does)
  • Hand-drawn character sketch style with warm, slightly imperfect linework — it looks like someone who truly GETS Maltese dogs drew this, because the 'I did nothing wrong' expression is absolutely spot on
  • An ideal gift for Maltese moms, Maltese grandmas, or anyone who needs a birthday or holiday present for the person whose dog is simultaneously the most glamorous and most chaotic creature alive

Printed on demand. Ships worldwide.

This design is also available as:
T-Shirt  |  Mug  |  Tote Bag

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